BISH! IM NOT FAT...ITS JUST MY STOMACH IS IN 3-D!
THE VISION OF SEXINESS & PERSONIFIED LUST THAT YOU SEE ABOVE IS MY BELLY.
WE BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS.
RIDE OR DIE. THE CHICKS LOVE HIM. UNFORTUNATELY WE MUST BREAK UP.
IM GETTING OLDER & EVEN THOUGH I LOVE MY STOMACH & ITS NO SECRET THAT I LOVE TO EAT (BREAKFAST/BRUNCH/LUNCH/ SNACK/DINNER/MIDNIGHT SNACK/WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BOWL OF CEREAL) ITS TIME FOR ME TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
SOMETHING DIFFERENT BEING WORKING OUT.
SO I DECIDED TO JOURNAL MY TRANSITION FOR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD TO SEE.
SOME WOULD BE EMBARRASED, BUT IM MORE LIKE ....FUGG IT!
IF I SET THE GOAL IN FRONT OF THE WORLD & ON THE EVIL TREACHEROUS PLACE CALLED THE INTERNET THEN MAYBE I WILL STICK WITH IT.
I AM CURRENTLY 196 LBS.
ACCORDING TO ALL THE HEIGHT TO WEIGHT CHARTS THAT I HAVE FOUND IM SUPPOSE TO BE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 122 - 150 LBS.
NOW THAT SH*T IS JUST RIDICULOUS. THERE IS NO WAY IM DROPPING THAT MUCH WEIGHT.
HAVE ME LOOKIN LIKE MIKE JONES OUT THIS MUTHAFU*GA. WHO? MIKE JONES!
I'LL BE POSTING A PIC ONCE A WEEK TO CHRONICLE MY TRANSITION.
LET'S SEE WHERE THIS SH*T GOES.
SOMEBODY EMAIL JESUS. FORWARD TO BUDDHA. PLEASE DONT FORGET TO CC ALLAH BECAUSE IM GONE NEED ALL THEY HELP. LOL.
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