BISH! IM NOT FAT...ITS JUST MY STOMACH IS IN 3-D!

 THE VISION OF SEXINESS & PERSONIFIED LUST THAT YOU SEE ABOVE IS MY BELLY.

 WE BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS. 

RIDE OR DIE. THE CHICKS LOVE HIM. UNFORTUNATELY WE MUST BREAK UP.

 IM GETTING OLDER & EVEN THOUGH I LOVE MY STOMACH & ITS NO SECRET THAT I LOVE TO EAT (BREAKFAST/BRUNCH/LUNCH/ SNACK/DINNER/MIDNIGHT SNACK/WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BOWL OF CEREAL) ITS TIME FOR ME TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.  

SOMETHING DIFFERENT BEING WORKING OUT. 

 SO I DECIDED TO JOURNAL MY TRANSITION FOR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD TO SEE.

 SOME WOULD BE EMBARRASED, BUT IM MORE LIKE ....FUGG IT! 

IF I SET THE GOAL IN FRONT OF THE WORLD & ON THE EVIL TREACHEROUS PLACE CALLED THE INTERNET THEN MAYBE I WILL STICK WITH IT.

 I AM CURRENTLY 196 LBS. 

ACCORDING TO ALL THE HEIGHT TO WEIGHT CHARTS THAT I HAVE FOUND IM SUPPOSE TO BE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 122 - 150 LBS.

 NOW THAT SH*T IS JUST RIDICULOUS. THERE IS NO WAY IM DROPPING THAT MUCH WEIGHT. 

HAVE ME LOOKIN LIKE MIKE JONES OUT THIS MUTHAFU*GA. WHO? MIKE JONES!

 I'LL BE POSTING A PIC ONCE A WEEK TO CHRONICLE MY TRANSITION. 

LET'S SEE WHERE THIS SH*T GOES. 

SOMEBODY EMAIL JESUS. FORWARD TO BUDDHA. PLEASE DONT FORGET TO CC ALLAH BECAUSE IM GONE NEED ALL THEY HELP. LOL.