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EWWWWWWW>MAMA DEE WORKS THE STRIPPER POLE


WHEN I FIRST SAW MAMA DEE I THOUGHT TO MYSELF SHE LOOKS LIKE CANDYMAN WITH CHINESE BANGS. SEEING HER STRIP, GET CLOSE TO THE PROXIMITY OF STRIP CLUB OR YET A STRIPPER POLE NEVER CROSSED MY MIND. I THINK WHEN SHE AGREED TO BE ON LOVE & DOMESTIC VIOLENCE:ATLANTA; SHE HAD IT SET IN HER MIND THAT SHE WILL OUT RATCHET FRANKIE & MAMA JONES. WELL MAMA DEE CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE ACHIEVED YOUR MISSION. FOOTAGE HAS SURFACED OF LIL SCRAPPY'S MOM TWERKIN HER HAM HOCKS AT SOME HOLE IN THE SHEET ROCK CLUB OR ITS IN HER BASEMENT THAT DOUBLES AS THE DICE HOUSE ON FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS FROM 12 AM TO 3 AM. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS SH*T COMPLETELY HORRIBLE? ITS NOT THE FACT THAT SHE CANT DANCE. ITS NOT THE FACT THAT SHE IS OLD.ITS NOT THE FACT THAT WATCHING THIS VIDEO GAVE ME THE BUBBLE GUTS. THE WORST PART IS THAT SHE IS DOING THIS OLD NEGRO SLAVE STRIPPING TO HER SON'S SONG "THAT'S HER"! I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS KIND OF WEIRD BUT DAMN. IF I WERE A PSYCHIATRIST OR PSYCHOLOGIST I WOULD THINK THERES SOME SORT OF OEDIPUS COMPLEX GOING ON HERE BUT WHAT THE F*CK DO I KNOW? I WAS TAUGHT TO RESPECT MY ELDERS. SO IM GOING TO OFFER MAMA DEE A SEAT. PLEASE SIT DOWN. PLEASE. CHECK OUT MAMA DEE SHOWING YOU HOW THEY USE TO TWERK IT WHEN SHE WAS ON THE AMISTAD BELOW...ALSO CHECK OUT HER HILARIOUS INTERVIEW WITH FUNKY DINEVA WHICH IS ALSO BELOW...




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